{"id":12523,"date":"2020-01-02T13:27:35","date_gmt":"2020-01-02T13:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/?p=12523"},"modified":"2020-01-02T13:29:31","modified_gmt":"2020-01-02T13:29:31","slug":"certot-si-maszlee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/?p=12523","title":{"rendered":"CERTOT SELOKA SI MASZLEE"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dalam keadaan terkejut dan tertekan, si Maszlee membuat sidang akhbar peletakan jawatannya.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tengah sedap dan banggapun belum habis lagi dah kena letak jawatan.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ada desas-desus mengatakan si Maszlee menghentikan satu projek besar Ayahanda di kawasan Borneo.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kroni Ayahanda marah dan Maszlee menjadi korbannya.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sebelum ini juga ada kawan baik Ayahanda tegur beliau.<\/span><\/p>\n

Selain itu ada juga khabar di hujung kampung kata si Maszlee tersampuk hantu.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hantu itu takutkan bahasa Jawi sehingga habis sekampung dirasuknya.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kasihan si Maszlee, tidak tahu hujung pangkal sudah ‘dicantas’.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tamatlah riwayatnya sebagai Menteri.<\/span><\/p>\n

Berakhir sudah lelucon si Maszlee yang selalu menghiburkan hati rakyat.<\/span><\/p>\n

Idea-ideanya yang bombastik sering kali menarik perhatian.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kini tiada lagi.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tiada lagi si Maszlee.<\/span><\/p>\n

Peletakan jawatannya juga mungkin bermakna berakhirlah riwayat politik.<\/span><\/p>\n

Baru si Maszlee tahu bagaimana sepak terajang dalam politik.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tetapi ada baiknya, beliau boleh memohon jadi pensyarah UIA semula.<\/span><\/p>\n

Maklumlah dulukan pernah jadi Presidennya.<\/span><\/p>\n

Takkan tidak boleh kenyit-kenyit mata<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kenyit-kenyit tidak mengapa, jangan kunyit-kunyit.<\/span><\/p>\n

Selamat maju jaya Maszlee.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jangan lupa tol Simpang Renggam masih ada ya.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sekianlah certot saya.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nukilan certot oleh Mohd. Faisal Ramli<\/span><\/p>\n

Paya Jaras<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dalam keadaan terkejut dan tertekan, si Maszlee membuat sidang akhbar peletakan jawatannya. Tengah sedap dan banggapun belum habis lagi dah kena letak jawatan. Ada desas-desus mengatakan si Maszlee menghentikan satu projek besar Ayahanda di kawasan Borneo. Kroni Ayahanda marah dan Maszlee menjadi korbannya. Sebelum ini juga ada kawan baik Ayahanda tegur beliau. Selain itu ada […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12524,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_override_bookmark_settings":[],"jnews_review":[],"enable_review":"","type":"","name":"","summary":"","brand":"","sku":"","good":[],"bad":[],"score_override":"","override_value":"","rating":[],"price":[],"jnews_override_counter":[],"jnews_post_split":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[123,212],"tags":[165,1316,526],"class_list":["post-12523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ulasan","category-utama","tag-maszlee","tag-mohd-faisal-ramli","tag-presiden-uiam"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12523"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12526,"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12523\/revisions\/12526"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}