{"id":5001,"date":"2018-10-28T16:32:01","date_gmt":"2018-10-28T16:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/?p=5001"},"modified":"2018-10-28T16:36:34","modified_gmt":"2018-10-28T16:36:34","slug":"tun-samy-vellu-sering-membuat-kita-tersenyum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/editormalaysia.com\/?p=5001","title":{"rendered":"TUN SAMY VELLU SERING MEMBUAT KITA TERSENYUM"},"content":{"rendered":"

TUN SAMY VELLU SERING MEMBUAT KITA TERSENYUM<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The best Minister of The Malaysian Cabinet, When He Want To Express Himself<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Samy Vellu hampir 31 tahun jadi menteri. Malaysian Insider<\/em> ada ceritanya di sini. Berterus terang, saya akan merinduinya terutamanya kenyataan-kenyataan lawaknya yang dibuat sepanjang tahun. Seperti Perdana Menteri kita sebut dalam persidangan BN 2010, \u201cKita akan merindui pada Samy Vellu kerana beliau menambah banyak warna, kadang-kadang terlalu banyak warna.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Oleh itu, sebagai penghargaan, saya hanya ingin berkongsi kenyataan-kenyataan terkenal yang hanya dibuat oleh hanya seorang… Samy Vellu.<\/span><\/p>\n

1. Samy Velu menyebut berkenaan Pos Laju:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Kita mahu meningkatkan sistem pos, kalu bule hari ni pos, semalam sudah sampai.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Dalam berita TV apabila beliau cuba untuk memberitahu dia berasa amat malu:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

3. Samy berkata dalam salah satu ceramah:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang-worang kampong di sini.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kemudian seorang pakcik bertanya, “<\/span>Datuk, di sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?<\/span><\/p>\n

Kemudian Samy dengan megahnya menjawab:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

4. Kenyataan paling digemari oleh Tun Samy Velu dalam berita abad ini:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Tol naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini tol saya punyer bapah punyakah!\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

5. Ketika krisis air:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

6. Berkenaan masalah sosial:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Worang-worang muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade (dadah).”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Ketika program derma darah di Sungai Siput:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Marilah kita semua menderma dare”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Ucapan selamat datang dalam kebanyakan majlis beliau:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Selamat datang saudara-mara semua.”<\/span><\/strong> (Sepatutnya saudara-saudari)<\/span><\/p>\n

9. Ketika isu Al Arqam hangat diperkatakan, beliau berkata dalam satu sidang akhbar:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Di saat PAS mengkafirkan UMNO:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Apa ini orang PAS, semua orang kafir. S<\/span>ayapun dia kata kafir…..”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Di satu majlis pembukaan sebuah bangunan baru:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dan tentunya yang paling kelakar di dunia sepanjang zaman ialah:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Salah seorang wartawan berkata, “Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Samy menjawab:<\/span><\/p>\n

“Itu tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kita rasa sangat bersyukur karina angkasawan kita setelah sapuloh hari meninggalkan dunia akhirnya selamat dikebumi.”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

NO MINISTER LIKE TUN SAMY VELLU<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

He is the best by far.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Oleh Peminat Samy Vellu<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

29 Oktober 2018<\/span><\/p>\n

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